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Bolgylvanian Protein Powder (jingle)

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Bolgylvanian Protein Powder is a short song featured in "Squeaky Friday." It plays during the commercial for the eponymous protein powder product, after Burt nervously confirms to Gretel that he got super buff by "lifting weights." The cutaway to the commercial implies that Burt actually used this product instead.

Lyrics[]

Bolgylvanian Protein Powder
You buy!
(spoken): Not for human consumption.

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