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"Dance Battle" is a song performed in the episode, "Saturday Homecoming Fever" during the dance battle with Kevin and Hiromi against FistPuncher and The Destructress.

An instrumental version can also be heard in "Cutie and the Beast."

Lyrics[]

Lines displayed in orange are only heard on the soundtrack, lines in blue are only heard in the episode.

Oh yeah!

Listen!
If you're feeling like a fight, but you don't want to get punched in the face (Oh no)
There's an alternative to violence, and all you need's a thumpin' bass (Yeah!)
You don't have to resort to fisticuffs
Just get out on the floor and strut your stuff!

(Dance battle!)
You're less likely to bleed in a...
(Dance battle!)
It's not time to concede in a...
(Dance battle!)
Just shake whatever body part you think is most effective (Effective!)
'Cuz let's be honest, the scoring is purely subjective!

(interlude)
(Dance battle!)
(cont. interlude)

(Dance battle!)
There's no weapons involved, it's a...
(Dance battle!)
Just boogie till it's resolved, it's a...
(Dance battle!)
Let me restate the premise once more to avoid confusion
In a dance battle, you're less likely to get a contusion, yeah!

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