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Don't Steal From The Banks

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Don't Steal From the Banks is a song performed by Fred, Naya and the cheerleaders in the episode "Cheer Cheer Bang Bang", in order to snap everyone out of their hypnotic state, caused by Coach Haggerty.

Lyrics[]

Fred: Don't steal from the banks
Said don't steal from the banks
You'll go to jail, you'll get no thanks
Don't steal from the banks

Don't lead a life of crime
(joined by Naya and cheerleaders): I said, don't lead a life of crime
You'll end up doing real hard time,
so don't lead a life of crime

Fred: You don't want to end up with a past that checkered
This all goes on your permanent record!

(joined by Naya and cheerleaders): Don't commit felonies
No, don't commit felonies
You can't afford all the legal fees,
so don't commit felonies

Fred: Ho-ho, hey-hey!
The evil coach is getting away!
(spoken): Wait, no. That's for real. She's literally getting away.

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Season 1 Almost Almost There • Overload the Grid • Ropa Vieja • Race Against Time • How Much Can You Lift? • Fighting Facial Hair • We Take What We Want • Yuko Cheerleading Warrior Attack 7 • Don't Steal From The Banks • La Cebolla • Neighslayer Rap Battle • Dance Battle • Gonna Clean Up The Beach • I Want Your Attention • My Best Friend Bailey's Birthday • Get Ready for a Rumble • Too Cute to Clobber • Immersion Therapy • Abuela's Rules • Tiny White Tux • She's an Only Child • Leave It At That • The Power to Annoy • I Got Beef • Third Wheel • Just Another Friday Night • It's a Big Big World • At the Science Fair • A Hamster and His Boy • Tearing You Down • How You Feel About Me • Strawberry Festival • Also He's A Genie • I Think We'll Break For Lunch • We're Working Out • The Lemon's Getting Bigger • Positivity Equals Positiveness • You Can't See Me • I'm the Bomb • Let's See What You've Got • Fix That Faucet • Out On The Town Together • I'm in a Hurry • I Can Be Bad • Fighting Facial Hair Again • Ice Queen • Hora Loca • Simon Says • Bone to Pick • Kevin's Got a Plan • Creepy Doll Factory • The Ballad of Bayou Barb • Trouble in the Bayou • The Great Pillow War • Give Me Your Voice • Juggling Jack • Mary, Mary • If You Wanna Be President • We're Staking Out • Bolgylvanian Force • Key To The City • Gotta Get Away
Season 2 Don't Sweat It • A Fort Out Here In The Woods • Demo Bros Theme Song • A Foe We Don't Know • Nice And Normal • The GOAT Herder Of Goats • Move Out! • Game Face • Fred vs. Fred • A Dust Mite Might • We Don't Care • That's a Prank • Better Than Being Big • A Car is a Car is a Car in a Chase • Live Wire • Fist Foot Time • Check Me Out • Give Me That Book • Bad Bad Heart • Lose Him On A Train • Tacos Don't Have To Be On Tuesday • Be Random • I'm a Bad Wingman • Paging Dr. Potatini • Snazzy Pantzz • No Powers Day • Main Computer • Never Skip Leg Day • Against the Wall • We Are Artists • Going Bad with Good Intentions • Heroes Save Hiromis • I Annihilate • It All Comes Down to This
Short songs Season 1: Van Dyke • Pinky Promise • The Dog Napper • Stomps • England But With Dragons • Taco Crunchies • Earworm Jingle • Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes • Professional League of Wrestling Jingle • Dave • Father Goose Jingles • Don't Do It • People Pops • Mustanchup • Cashwell Cares • Beef Buggy • Frank's Fish Guttery • The Council of Düm • To the Bathroom • Chad Goldenboy • Big Jen • The Flake • Thimbles
Season 2: Fresas de Amor • Bodybuilding Pirates • Making Breakfast For My Boy • I'm in Jail • Broadway Tickets • Bolgylvanian Pizza • Snazzy Pantzz • Party Animal Headphones • Bolgylvanian Protein Powder • Grilled Cheese • El Amor es Eterno • Conspiracy Yarn • Flowers and Vans
Soundtracks Hamster & Gretel (Original Soundtrack) • Hamster & Gretel (Season 2) (Original Soundtrack)
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