Fighting Facial Hair is a song featured in the episode "Close Shave." It is heard during Hamster and Gretel's battle with Van Dyke.
Lyrics[]
Fighting facial hair (Do-bee-do-bop, da-do-bee-do-bop)
Fighting (Do-bee-do-bop)
Fighting facial hair
I know you think you've finally found your place,
but don't get all up in my face
Better watch yourself, you'd better behave
Or I think you're gonna get yourself a real close shave
Fighting facial hair
Listen up, my follicular fiend
You're about to get your dirty clock cleaned
You might want to stop (Stop!)
And take an inventory,
'cause I think you'll find I'm gonna get depilatory (On you)
I don't want to be a hater,
but I guess I'll see you a bit later
Never thought I had to do this any time, any place, or anywhere
Fighting facial hair (Do-bee-do-bop, da-do-bee-do-bop)
Fighting facial hair (Fighting do-bee-do-bop)
Fighting facial hair
Songwriters[]
- Dan Povenmire
- Michael Culross Jr.
Gallery[]
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