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Fighting Facial Hair Again

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Fighting Facial Hair Again is a song performed in the episode "Over the Hill". It is played during Gretel's rematch against Van Dyke after she encounters him at WHOA Studios.

Lyrics[]

We got to bash the stache
You know, this isn't a rehash
'Cause when we did it before
You know, he had a goatee

Fighting a beard was weird
But now he's reappeared
He's only half the villain that he used to be

I know we did this once before
And we didn't think
That we would have to do it anymore

We're fighting facial hair
We're fighting facial hair again
And now he's just a mustache
If we want to be precise

Gretel (one line, spoken): If I had a nickel for every time I fought facial hair, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot
But it's weird it happened twice
It isn't a lot
But it's weird it happened twice

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Ice Queen
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General Hamster & Gretel Theme Song • Kevin's Theme Song Takeover
Season 1 Almost Almost There • Overload the Grid • Ropa Vieja • Race Against Time • How Much Can You Lift? • Fighting Facial Hair • We Take What We Want • Yuko Cheerleading Warrior Attack 7 • Don't Steal From The Banks • La Cebolla • Neighslayer Rap Battle • Dance Battle • Gonna Clean Up The Beach • I Want Your Attention • My Best Friend Bailey's Birthday • Get Ready for a Rumble • Too Cute to Clobber • Immersion Therapy • Abuela's Rules • Tiny White Tux • She's an Only Child • Leave It At That • The Power to Annoy • I Got Beef • Third Wheel • Just Another Friday Night • It's a Big Big World • At the Science Fair • A Hamster and His Boy • Tearing You Down • How You Feel About Me • Strawberry Festival • Also He's A Genie • I Think We'll Break For Lunch • We're Working Out • The Lemon's Getting Bigger • Positivity Equals Positiveness • You Can't See Me • I'm the Bomb • Let's See What You've Got • Fix That Faucet • Out On The Town Together • I'm in a Hurry • I Can Be Bad • Fighting Facial Hair Again • Ice Queen • Hora Loca • Simon Says • Bone to Pick • Kevin's Got a Plan • Creepy Doll Factory • The Ballad of Bayou Barb • Trouble in the Bayou • The Great Pillow War • Give Me Your Voice • Juggling Jack • Mary, Mary • If You Wanna Be President • We're Staking Out • Bolgylvanian Force • Key To The City • Gotta Get Away
Season 2 Don't Sweat It • A Fort Out Here In The Woods • Demo Bros Theme Song • A Foe We Don't Know • Nice And Normal • The GOAT Herder Of Goats • Move Out! • Game Face • Fred vs. Fred • A Dust Mite Might • We Don't Care • That's a Prank • Better Than Being Big • A Car is a Car is a Car in a Chase • Live Wire • Fist Foot Time • Check Me Out • Give Me That Book • Bad Bad Heart • Lose Him On A Train • Tacos Don't Have To Be On Tuesday • Be Random • I'm a Bad Wingman • Paging Dr. Potatini • Snazzy Pantzz • No Powers Day • Main Computer • Never Skip Leg Day • Against the Wall • We Are Artists • Going Bad with Good Intentions • Heroes Save Hiromis • I Annihilate • It All Comes Down to This
Short songs Season 1: Van Dyke • Pinky Promise • The Dog Napper • Stomps • England But With Dragons • Taco Crunchies • Earworm Jingle • Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes • Professional League of Wrestling Jingle • Dave • Father Goose Jingles • Don't Do It • People Pops • Mustanchup • Cashwell Cares • Beef Buggy • Frank's Fish Guttery • The Council of Düm • To the Bathroom • Chad Goldenboy • Big Jen • The Flake • Thimbles
Season 2: Fresas de Amor • Bodybuilding Pirates • Making Breakfast For My Boy • I'm in Jail • Broadway Tickets • Bolgylvanian Pizza • Snazzy Pantzz • Party Animal Headphones • Bolgylvanian Protein Powder • Grilled Cheese • El Amor es Eterno • Conspiracy Yarn • Flowers and Vans
Soundtracks Hamster & Gretel (Original Soundtrack) • Hamster & Gretel (Season 2) (Original Soundtrack)
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