Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes is a short song performed in the episode "The Bantam of the Elementary School Light Opera". It plays after each commercial of Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes, a rental costume company which sells or rents out costumes for real cheap, but what a customer is getting in turn varies.
Kevin had ordered costumes from Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes for Hiromi's production of The Vikings of Venzance elementary school play on a budget, and whenever something unexpected about the costumes is pointed out, the episode cuts to a commercial of the company which explains why, followed by a variation of the jingle, two of which being known.
After Christine DePoulet retired her role as the Bantam of the Opera, she becomes the bantam mascot for Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes, as a third variation of the jingle plays.
A short version also plays in "Evil Upheaval", as Hamster and Gretel visit the costume shop for new outfits.
Lyrics[]
Variation 1 (Something in a box)[]
Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes!
You'll get something in a box!
Variation 2 (Onion smell)[]
Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes!
They may smell like onions!
Variation 3 (New mascot)[]
Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes!
Where misfits get a new life!
Christine: Ba-caaaaaaaw!
Short variation[]
Frank's Discounted Discount Costumes!
Trivia[]
- This is the first (short) song to appear in multiple seasons, barring the theme song.
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