Fred vs. Fred is a song performed in the episode "Last Fred Standing".
Lyrics[]
Who's better at paintball? Who's better at pool?
Who's better at standing all alone on a stool?
Who's better at curling? Who's better at Fish?
Who's better at slurping noodles out of a dish?
Who'd win at a sack race? Bocce ball, double-dutch?
The stakes here just don't really seem to matter that much
But to the results of this they must abide
It's really just a matter of pride
It's Fred versus Fred
Winifred and Fredrick going head-to-head
I think you heard what I said
What a shame there's only one good nickname
Only the winner is Fred
(Juggling different types of meat)
(Playing viola with your feet)
(Dancing with a parakeet)
(Do it)
Only the winner is Fred
(Capturing the other's flag)
(Coming first in laser tag)
(Don't just post or gloat or brag)
(Do it)
Only the winner is Fred
(Tent a house and fumigate)
(Denominate and numerate)
(Navigate the Bering Strait)
(Do it)
Only the winner is Fred
Songwriters[]
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