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(Open to Kevin driving the minivan with Hamster in the front passenger seat. Cut to the minivan's interior revealing that Gretel and Bailey are in the back seat.)
Gretel and Bailey: ♪ The beach is awesome, the beach is cool! It's so much better than riding on a mule! ♪
Bailey: We totally just wrote that song.
Kevin: I smell a record deal.
Gretel: Nope. I'm gonna keep my day job of fighting crime and saving the world!
Bailey: I can't wait to see all of your superpowers up close. What are some of the coolest things you can do?
Gretel: Well, aside from flying, incredible strength and speed, heat vision, and super hunches, there's―
Kevin: Being super annoying? (angles the rear-view mirror so that Gretel is visible)
Gretel: No, that's yours, Kevin. Ooh, I just discovered a new super power―insults bounce off of me!
Bailey: What about making things go in slow motion, or shapeshifting, or turning yourself into a kitten?
Gretel: I have no idea. The aliens didn't give us a list of powers, but occasionally, we discover new ones.
Bailey: Ooh! Let's discover new ones today at the beach.
Kevin: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! No one is doing any of that today. Superpowers have to be used responsibly and as fun as it is, using your powers for frivolous stuff or just to show off is dangerous.
Hamster: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Colonel Buzzkill.
Gretel: Lieutenant Downer.
Bailey: Brigadier Boring!
Kevin: Stop insulting me with military ranks! Aw jeez, there is not a parking space. And look, that guy took two spots! (to Gretel) Can you just move that car over a few inches so we can get in?
Gretel: That's a frivolous use of my powers.
Kevin: Yep, that was-that was a test, and you passed! Okay, guys. You get out here and Hamster and I will park responsibly and, uh, meet you at the lagoon.
Gretel: You mean...
Gretel and Bailey: Lagoony!
Kevin: I refuse to name a pond.
(Gretel and Bailey exit the minivan)
Hamster: Sergeant Stick-in-the-Mud.
Kevin: Stop it!
(Cut to Gretel and Bailey setting up their beach towel and umbrella)
Gretel: I know Kevin would be mad, but maybe we should try to discover some really small new powers.
Bailey: Yeah, puny powers like can you walk through a wall?
Gretel: Exactly! Let's try it out. (Gretel attempts to walk through a wall of large rocks, only to run into it.)
Bailey: I guess that's a no.
Gretel: But I can still punch through walls. Watch this! (punches through the wall, revealing Andrew and Clyde playing chess.)
Andrew: Clyde, did you arrange that to distract me?
Clyde: Yes I did, Andrew, but they are two minutes early.
(A reverse shot reveals two construction workers with a wrecking ball standing behind Gretel and Bailey)
Construction worker: (to Gretel) Hey, that was our gig!
Gretel: Oops, sorry!
Bailey: We'll see what else you can do.
(Song: Let's See What You've Got)
♪ Can you freeze time? ♪
♪ And stop a clock from ticking? ♪
♪ Can you taste your favorite ice cream someone else is licking? ♪
♪ Can you stretch your arms ♪
♪ And make your legs all rubbery? ♪
♪ Can you control water? ♪
♪ Can you control sand? ♪
♪ Can you levitate a towel ♪
♪ Or grow an extra hand? ♪
♪ Can you use your mind ♪
♪ To sculpt a topiary ♪
♪ Out of this shrubbery? ♪
♪ Can you grow a fake mustache? ♪
♪ Can your eyes perform hypnosis? ♪
♪ If someone sneezes near you ♪
♪ Can you give a diagnosis? ♪
♪ Let's see what you got ♪
♪ What you got ♪
♪ Let's try something new ♪
♪ Even if it's inconsequential ♪
♪ Let's just see what you can do ♪
♪ Can you talk to fish ♪
♪ Or boss seagulls around? ♪
♪ Let's give it a shot ♪
♪ I don't want to put you on the spot ♪
♪ Let's see what you got ♪
♪ What you've got (Yeah!) ♪
♪ Let's see what you got (What you've got) ♪
♪ All right! ♪
♪ Let's see what you've got ♪
(Cut back to Kevin and Hamster)
Kevin: I can't believe this! How can there not be a single empty spot?
Hamster: Parking spaces never come to those who whine.
Kevin: Nice. Any other pearls of wisdom?
Hamster: Never eat gas station sushi.
Kevin: Yeah, but what if you're just―
Hamster: NEVER.
(Cut back to Gretel and Bailey)
Gretel: Lagoony!
(Gretel and Bailey jump into the lagoon, only to find that it is cold)
Gretel: IT'S FREEZING!
Bailey: Maybe you can use your heat vision to warm up the water a little bit.
Gretel: I guess I could. I mean, it's not frivolous to keep us from freezing to death, right?
Bailey: Right!
(Gretel dives underwater and uses her heat vision to warm the lagoon. She then rises back to the surface.)
Bailey: Ah, that's perfect. You're amazing!
Gretel: Thanks! I'm pretty proud of myself.
(As Gretel and Bailey begin playing in the water, the camera pans over to green bubbles forming on the surface. Cut to the beach. The lifeguard, Gary, briefly looks away from the magazine he is reading and spots trouble in the direction of the water.)
Gary: Hey! You guys need to get out of the lagoon!
Gretel: Why?
Gary: The malodorous stench moss is overgrowing! Hurry!
(Gretel and Bailey begin to make their way towards the beach)
Gretel: Why do they call it malodorous stench moss?
(Gary throws his rescue can into the water, causing some moss to splash onto Gretel and Bailey)
Bailey: Ew!
Gretel: Ugh!
Gary: That's why. My boss told me the moss only overgrows when the water heats up too much. It hasn't been that hot in ten years.
Bailey: Does it go away when things cool down?
Gary: No. It just dries up the lagoon and smells like rotten eggs for months. I gotta call my boss. (runs off)
Gretel: Oh, this is all our fault. Kevin was right.
Bailey: Wait, I think there might be something we can do. Come on!
(Bailey runs offscreen with Gretel following)
(Cut back to Kevin and Hamster)
Kevin: Ohhhh, this is insane!
Hamster: You could try whining more. Maybe that would help.
(Cut back to Gretel and Bailey as the latter pulls a large book out of her bag.)
Bailey: I brought this for a little light beach reading. (throws the book onto the ground, resulting in a rather large "thud" sound; she then opens the book) Okay, here we go. Malodorous stench moss is the main diet of the New Zealand spotted kelp slug.
Gretel: Good to know, I guess?
Bailey: All you have to do is fly to New Zealand and bring back some of those slugs t eat all of the moss.
Gretel: On it! (flies off)
Bailey: Better hurry or the stench moss is gonna―
(Gretel returns)
Gretel: I'm back!
Bailey: Man, you are so cool!
Gretel: Time to give these New Zealand kelp slugs some dinner... Or, I guess it's breakfast over there.
(Cut to the lifeguard tower)
Gary: Hey, Mr. Henderson? It's Gary. There's an emergency―Gary, the new lagoon lifeguard you hired. (Gretel flies past him in the background) No, I have red hair. Anyway, there's a―Gary.
(Gretel empties the bucket of kelp slugs into the lagoon)
Gary (off-camera): G-A-R-Y.
(Gretel lands next to Bailey. The two watch as he moss bubbles before receeding.)
Gretel: Ooh, I think it's working!
(Gary watches as the last of the moss disappears before running out of his lifeguard tower)
Gary: Actually, the problem seems to have been resolved. Bye, Mr. Henderson! (hangs up)
(Gretel and Bailey run towards the water)
Gretel: They must have been really hungry. (gasps as the slugs emerge from the water, now noticably larger) Uh-oh!
(A woman's dog barks at the slugs as they approach he beachgoers)
Bailey (off-camera): I guess they reproduce kind of fast.
Gary: Get away from the lagoon! Slugs, slugs!
(A family runs away, leaving a man buried in the sand)
Man: Uh... a little help here?
Bailey: I'm gonna see if there's something that gets rid of kelp slugs. (looks at her book) Aparently, frosted spiked sea urchins from Japan eat spotted kelp slugs from New Zealand.
Gretel: Wow, that book is really thorough.
Bailey: All you gotta do is fly to Japan and pick 'em up. I'll just wait in my―
Gretel: Back.
(A wide shot shows Gretel holding a tank of sea urchins)
Bailey: (squeals) I am never gonna get used to this!
Gretel: Wait here.
(Cut to the kelp slugs scaring two children away from their sand castle. Gary then calls his boss again.)
Gary: Hey, Mr. Henderson? It's Gary again. The lagoon is totally overflowing with―Gary, the new lagoon lifeguard?
(Gretel approaches the kelp slugs wih the sea urchins)
Gretel: Bon appétit! Eat up, little sea urchins.
(Gretel empties the tank, allowing the sea urchins to devour the slugs in a Pac-Man-esque manner)
Gary: No, Gary. Freckles... bland face, I guess. (looks at the beach) Hey, you know what? Looks like they're gone. Nevermind, Mr. Henderson. (hangs up)
Gretel: Ha-ha!
Bailey: Yeah!
Gretel: Bye-bye, nasty slugs.
Bailey: Now, all we gotta do is sit back...
Gretel: ...and enjoy the sun. (puts sunglasses on)
(Cut to Gary crossing an item off of a list. Unbeknownst to him, an urchin―now much larger than before―briefly emerges from the water. He then has a double take)
Gary: Huh? What is that?!
(The urchin approaches a group of children á la Jaws. Gary blows his whistle at them)
Gary: Get out of the water! Go! Come on, come on! Get out of the water! Hurry! Come on, come on!
(The urchin destroys two of the children's toys, prompting them to cluch onto the third child's kayak and swim away. Cut o two children standing next to a sandcastle surrounded by a moat.)
Child: Uh-oh. We're gonna need a bigger moat.
(The children's mother grabs them)
Unnamed mother: Time to go!
(The urchin pops a woman's volleyball. The beachgoers then run away as multiple urchins advance towards them.)
Gary: Yeah, it's Gary again! It's like a lagoon apocalypse down here! (the urchin rubs against his lifeguard tower) You gave me this number during the interview.
(Cut to Gretel and Bailey relaxing. The urchin's shadow looms over Gretel, who then pulls down her sunglasses to find what horror is causing it.)
Gretel: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (runs away with Bailey) How did this happen?
Bailey: I should have read this all the way through. When frosted spiked Japanese sea urchins eat spotted New Zealand kelp slugs, they grow exponentially!
Gretel: That is so random!
Bailey: Actually, it's incredibly specific.
(Gretel fires her heat vision at the urchin, only to burn up the umbrella it secured.)
Gretel: Heat vision doesn't work on them!
Bailey: 'Cause their spines dissipate heat!
(Gretel flies Bailey to a rock formation)
Gretel: That's it. GIANT FROSTED SPIKED JAPANESE SEA URCHIN PUNCH!
(As Gretel rushes off to do her thing, Bailey excitedly touches the 'P' in "Punch." Unfortunately, Gretel bounces off the urchin's spikes.)
Gretel: Ow, ow! They're so spiky!
(One of the urchins knocks over Gary's lifeguard tower, causing him to fall out)
Gary: Lifeguard station 47 has been compromised! (to Mr. Henderson) No, I'm not the guy with the poodle tattoo―that's Kyle!
(The urchin approaches Bailey, destroying two portions of the rock formation in the process. Bailey shields herself with her book, only for the urchin to rip it in half. She then finds that she is trapped between a deadly sea urchin and a long fall to her doom. Gretel attempts to pick one of the urchins away, but it swats her away. A woman approaches a portable toilet, only for an urchin to pop out of it, causing her to flee. As it emerges, two men jump out of the remaining two portable toilets. Bailey wraps the back half of her book around her arm with seaweed, wih he front half serving as body armor. She dodges a few of its hits, but suffers a blow with enough force to knock her off. Gretel makes her way over there just in time to save her best friend from certain death.)
Bailey: Thanks! What now?
Gretel: I kind of hate to say this, but we gotta find Kevin.
(Cut back to Kevin and Hamster)
Kevin: I feel like I'll be in this car for all of eternity in some form of parking space time loop. Circling and circling―
Hamster: There's a spot.
Kevin: Wait, what?! IT'S MINE! IT'S ALL MINE!!!
(The Action News van races into the parking space.)
Kevin: NOOO!!
(Veronica Hill approaches Kevin)
Veronica Hill: Excuse me, desolate young man. Where are the giant sea urchins?
Cameraman: Maybe over there where all of the blood-curdling screams are coming from.
Kevin: Forget he parking space; we gotta find the girls!
(Hamster and Kevin rush out of the minivan. Kevin calls Gretel on his cell phone.)
Kevin: Gretel, where are you?
Gretel: We're by the lagoon and we're surrounded by giant sea urchins.
Kevin: Okay, we're on our way!
Gary: Ugh! Five-foot-eight, 122 pounds―(the urchin snags his rescue can with Veronica and her news crew following her)
Veronica Hill: Lifeguard!
Gary: Hello? (realizes the call ended) Aw, great!
Veronica: Can you tell us what's going on?
Gary: Yes! My boss has no idea who I am even though he hired me, like, two days ago! (cuts himself free with a pocket knife) Am I that forgettable? It's Gary, Gary! GARY! (runs away from the urchins)
Gretel: Kevin
Kevin: Gretel! (rushes over to Gretel and Bailey) Are you okay? A-are you hurt?
(The three run away)
Gretel: I'm sorry, Kevin. I heated up Lagoony with my heat vision...
Bailey: ...and that made the malodorous stench moss overgrow!
Gretel: And it smelled like rotten eggs and took over everything!
Bailey: So I told her that spotted New Zealand kelp slugs eat the algae.
(Gretel blocks he urchins' path with a wooden wall)
Gretel: So I flew to New Zealand and got some, but when they ate the algae, they reproduced like crazy!
Bailey: So I told her that the best solution was to fly to Tokyo to grabs ome Japanese frosted spiked sea urchins...
Gretel: ...but eating the slugs made them huge, and now we've ruined the beach and killed Lagoony!
(beat)
Kevin: Okay, I have no follow-up questions. We have to figure out the best way to get rid of the sea urchins before they take over the city. Hmm...
(Kevin spots a seagull grabbing a sandwich from the garbage and a man hiding in a portable toilet.)
Kevin: I've got nothing.
(Bailey screams as the three jump into the lagoon to avoid another giant urchin)
Bailey: What are we gonna do?
Hamster: Don't worry. I know a guy. (flies off)
Kevin: (confused) He knows a guy?
(The giant sea otter roars, then coos as he is lowered towards the beach)
Kevin: It's the giant sea otter from earlier in the season!
Bailey: What season?
Kevin: You know, summer. Th-the season we're in.
Hamster: It's dinnertime!
(Hamster drops the giant otter into the lagoon, allowing him to eat the urchins)
Bailey: Of course! Otters eat sea urchins, so a giant otter would eat giant sea urchins! Science is fun.
Gretel: Unless you're a sea urchin.
Veronica Hill: Even though no one knows what the heck happened here, it is safe to say that it's over now. And if it isn't, well, it otter be.
(Veronica laughs at her "joke" before the otter burps.)
Gary: You're firing me?! How? You don't even know my name! (hangs up and laughs triumphantly)
(Cut to Hamster, Kevin, Gretel, and Bailey leaving the beach)
Kevin: I'm thinking we all learned a powerful lesson today.
Gretel: Yep! Don't trust anything you read in a book.
Kevin: No! Th-the lesson is to use your powers responsibly and―(notices the minivan is being towed away) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! OH NO, WAIT!!! Oh, come on!
Hamster: Guess we should find a bus stop.
Gretel: Maybe a short flight to the imponund lot is a good use of our powers. What do you think, Kevin?
(Wipe transition to the four riding the bus)
Kevin: It'll take us three hours to get home, but a least we're doing the responsible thing.
Gretel: (licks lips) Oh...! I taste something!
Bailey: OH! Gretel, you can taste other people's ice cream!
Gretel: (licks lips some more) Bleh. It's not ice cream...
Hamster: Ohhhh. It's gas station sushi.
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