| This article is about a song in which Kevin is still dressed as Dr. Potatini. For the episode where this song comes from, see Paging Doctor Potatini. |
Paging Dr. Potatini is a song featured in the episode "Paging Doctor Potatini." It plays as Kevin, still dressed like the titular Dr. Potatini, gets chased around the hospital by Ernie after taking his remote for his machine to cover the entire city in batter.
Lyrics[]
(Paging Dr. Potatini)
He's not really a doctor, he just likes the snacks
(Paging Dr. Potatini)
He didn't know his patient was a maniac
(Paging Dr. Potatini)
He's got a wicked stethoscope, and pleasant bedside manner
(Paging Dr. Potatini)
But now he needs to save the town of being drowned in batter
Up against an evil baker all alone
It would help a lot if Gretel would pick up the phone
But she's in a movie
(Paging Dr. Potatini)
He's an underage doctor, he's a superstar
(Paging Dr. Potatini)
He can render aid, but he can't vote or rent a car
His sister would be helpful, she has superpowers
But she's incommunicado for at least two hours
'Cause she's in a movie
(Paging Dr. Potatini)
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