She's an Only Child is a song in Hamster & Gretel, featured in Part I of the episode "U.F. UH-OH!". It is performed during the musical Champster & Gretta (a knock-off of Hamster & Gretel that Kevin and Gretel attended), by the actress of Gretta, who would be the knock-off version of Gretel.
The song stresses how Gretta is an only child and that Champster (the knock-off version of Hamster) is her only partner-in-crime. This upsets Kevin, as he's the older brother of the actual Gretel, and takes this song as an indication that his impact on the world is unknown and unimportant compared to Hamster and Gretel's feats because of his lack of superpowers.
Lyrics[]
Gretta: People say an older brother
Can be a guiding light
He could always try to teach me
So that I know wrong from right
But I only have you, Champster
And it makes me kinda glad
Cause you're the brother that I never had
Yes I'm an only child (She's an only child)
I'm an only child (She's an only child)
I don't have any siblings (She's an only child)
I can't stress this enough (She's an only child)
It's a single child household (She's an only child)
Just like 22% of families (She's an only child)
It's really not that unusual (She's an only child)
Ohhh
Backup singers: (She's an only...)
Gretta: My parents were like "One and done!"
Backup singers: (Chiiiiiild!)
Gretta: I'm an only child!
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