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Strawberry Festival is a song, performed by a band with a singer voiced by Dan Povenmire. The song plays during "Strawberry Fest Forever" at the titular Strawberry Festival, showcasing the reckless rides Gretel and a bemused Carolina are taking.

Lyrics[]

If you like living on the edge of a knife
And you're looking for the time of your life
Leave your grandma at home, and get ready to go
We're gonna leave behind all tranquility

So if you really want your brains to explode
We're just about a half a mile off the road
Just sign your waiver, 'cause if you break a bone
We deny responsibility

At the Strawberry Festival
The level of risk is acceptable
Unless we're talking gastro-intestinal
We're not responsible for your dry cleaning

(A tool machine, a death trap, a ferris wheel of fear!)
That's right!
(A carrousel of carnage, we got everything in here!)
We got it all!
(We're gonna punch you, spin you, hang you upside down)
(You're gonna need a lot of therapy before you hit the ground!)

At the Strawberry Festival
The level of risk is acceptable
Unless we're talking gastro-intestinal
(But we cannot stress this enough)
We're not responsible for your dry cleaning

At the Strawberry Festival
Turn it up to the highest decibel
Where the thrills are really nonsensical

Come on down, come on down
To the Strawberry Festival!
(Just come on down!)
The Strawberry Festival!
(What you waiting fo-or?)
The Strawberry Festival!
(Come on, come on, come on!)
The Strawberry Festival!

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